111 0 ReplyFor real though look at Pietà up close. How tf did he do that. Bro was cooking.
54 0 ReplyYeah sure, but which would you rather have on your coffee table: a 7000-pound marble sculpture or toast coasters that go into toast coaster toaster holsters?
Marianna clearly wins.
68 0 ReplyI think the Pietà on my coffee table would be more of a conversation starter.
33 0 ReplyI mean, but on the other hand, Jesus fucking Christ's nipple (rock hard version)
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Bc it took him 2-3 years from start to finish.
6 0 ReplySad. The toaster coaster took 2-3 hours from start to finish.
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No TV while being surrounded by the arts gets you cooking.
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Is she posting about herself in the third person?
23 0 ReplyCaptsin_oni thinks that's very cringe
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Man... go easy on Mariana? You're all a bunch of toaster coaster holster roasters
20 0 ReplyCan someone explain to me why you would put a coaster inside a toaster?
20 0 ReplyIt's not a toaster, it's a toaster coaster holster.
64 0 ReplyThat is a nice rhyme, I still don't see the benefit though
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Because it looks like bread/toast
7 0 ReplySo this reserved is the origin of "if you're brave enough"? Basically, cause it looks like the real thing, imma stick my dick in it?
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Setup for one of those elf on a shelf gags?
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So username is It's Marianna?
She's talking about herself in third person?
14 0 ReplyApparently a toaster coaster boaster poster. Roast her!
57 0 ReplyWhat kind of website would host a toaster coaster boaster poster? Most of us should ghost her, roast her and post here!
16 0 ReplyThis tickles me. Brings back Bojack memories.
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It’s a-me, Mario!
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Are those ceramic coasters? Terrible
12 0 ReplyEspecially since corkboard kind of looks like toast too...
13 0 ReplyI just use floppy disks
8 0 ReplyWhat's wrong with ceramic coasters? That's what we use.
6 0 ReplyNot to mention there's only two per toaster
4 0 ReplyThat is the usual number.
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Michelangelo was only 15 when he beat the Shredder for the first time.
12 0 ReplyBernini was only 12 when he wrote the guitar solo in Stairway to Heaven.
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i would put the toast coaster into a toaster instead of the toaster coaster holder on accident
12 0 ReplyThis could be straight out of Bob's Burgers.
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