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The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world

1y ago

Wish for your greatest desire

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This meme was brought to you by the Diogenes gang woohoo roll out the barrel
better make it one of those Voodoo Rangers with their wine level alcohol percentage. a 6 pack of those will kick my butt for the rest of the day before I even realize it. I'll be like, "Hmm. This beer is pretty good despite it being fruity." ...5 mins later... "Omg, why am I so drunk? I need to go to bed." ...next morning... "What happened?"
- A nearby liquor store has 19.2 oz for $3, and there is usually a buy-2-get-$2-back rebate. At 9.5% alcohol that's basically six drinks. Get smashed for $4
  
  I am too old to drink liquor that cheap. Hangovers get worse with age.
1st wish: I wish that you would let me have unlimited wishes 2nd wish: I wish for unlimited wishes
- but what's your third wish
  
  Beer
And now you know why genies turn evil.

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