Boromir dropping some facts

A wormhole explanation without folding a piece of paper and punching a hole with a pen? Impossible!

Proof that the prophets came from my anus.

You know those ships from like 2001 (A Space Odyssey, not when the internet was good 2001)? Big bulby heads with a long shaft?

They seem safer to stick in your wormhole to prevent going on unintended Voyagers.

It is a gift.