Stick, easiest choice of my life
44 0 ReplyRock, easiest choice of my life
10 0 ReplyYou bring up a pretty strong argument, but I'll have to stick with my original choice chief
15 0 ReplyHmm... You make a lot of arguments that are easily countered by the perfect choice of STICK!
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Stick every time
39 0 ReplyRock is the better investment here. Stick will decay and wither away. Rock is stronk and will last longer.
29 0 ReplyFrom the moment I understood the weakness of wood, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of stone. Your kind cling to your wood, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day, the crude biomass that you call the stick will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the rock is immortal. Even in death, I serve the Fossilliah.
6 0 ReplyPlus it beats scissors.
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Nature has a much harder job creating the perfect rock. I’ll take it and keep my eyes out for another perfect stick.
23 0 ReplyRock; stick can be carved easily.
16 0 Reply...with the rock.
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Stick because no way am I going to control the urge to skip that rock across the largest local body of water and it's gone.
15 0 ReplyStick so I can share it with a dog. In a pinch, the stick can be broken and become more sticks. This is especially useful in a multi-dog scenario.
10 0 ReplyBut the dogs don't need a perfect stick, they're content with the stick they're given.
6 0 ReplyThey don't need it but they're worth it.
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stick
10 0 ReplyI'd be so scared I'd break the stick.
9 0 ReplyIt sounds like you’re imagining a stick with an imperfection…
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Obviously the stick, what are you going to do with a stupid rock?
7 0 ReplySkip it across a lake
5 0 ReplyThat rock would skip so fucking good, ooooh doggy!
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This is why I wear cargo shorts
6 0 ReplyWitch. No stick is perfect nor is any rock...
6 0 ReplyEasy, the stick. The rock isn't as round as the earth. The stick can build technique.
6 0 ReplyStick seems much more useful
5 0 ReplyThen use the stick to take the rock. Smarmt.
3 0 Reply*humanity figures out warfare, colorized*
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Stick like that you can find on every third tree. I have never seen stone like that, definitely not IRL.
4 0 ReplyI have a rock just like the one pictured. Generally found in riverbeds or beaches that haven't turned it all into sand yet.
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Stick sword definitely
4 0 ReplyRock, what use would have a stick?
4 0 ReplyStick, what use would have a rock?
10 0 Replypaperweight
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The stick, it has hand guards!
4 0 ReplyI upvoted. But I also banned u/sjmarfx. Take from that what you will.
3 0 ReplyStick I love sticks
3 0 ReplyThere's a stick enthusiast community:
!stick@sh.itjust.works8 0 ReplyHoly stick!!
2 0 ReplyWhat a beautiful community. Thanks for sharing :)
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Obviously the rock.
2 0 ReplyThe rock. I already have a sword.
1 0 ReplyAre we going to have a duel?
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