Once you reach a certain age, all hairs are pubes because you grew them post-puberty

pubic does not mean post puberty, jesus fucking christ, slap both your parents and your teachers

Bit of a stretch there, hoss. But hey, I still dig the effort :)

They're pubic because they grow from the mons pubis, no?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mons_pubis

I can't believe you've done this.