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Wtf, did you just cook me a woman's size pasta portion? Do you think I'm getting fat?
25 0 ReplyNo, you aren't fat honey, just impotent.
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BUY A SCALE
Metric is the better system
21 0 Replydo you manually weigh spaghetti?
6 0 ReplyYour mom is the better system
5 0 ReplyI just always use 1/3 of a 500g abox per person. Doesn't need to be exact
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It's not "I'm so hungry I can eat a small child."
Its "I'm only hungry enough to eat a small child.
According to the scale on the tool, anyways.
10 0 ReplySmall children are more tender but I often need two before I'm full.
8 0 Reply6 0 ReplyThis from ye olde tumblr
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