The Squonk
The Squonk
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14606907
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It also gets so upset if you see it that it dissolves itself with its tears. I love squonk
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I want to give the squonk a hug.
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It probably feels super gross tho
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And if you squeeze him too hard some of his sores will rupture
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Why stop at a hug?
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If there isn't a minor league baseball team in Pennsylvania called the Squonks, someone needs to get on that right away.
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Genesis wrote a song about it on their album “A Trick of the Tail”
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Steely Dan also mention it in “Any Major Dude Will Tell You”
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Aww it's kind of cute
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Finally, my spirit animal.
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There's a lot of fun cryptids in that region. Apart from the Pennsylvania White Bigfoot, there's the snallygaster and the dewayo. I think the former is because there's a lot of herons in the area, and the latter is your standard "omg a weird bear" cryptid.
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poor guy
me too, bud
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"Have you ever seen a squonks tears? Well, look at mine."
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I think that's my spirit animal
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Looks like a section of intestine.
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Poor guy just trying to live his life.
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I'm in this photo and I don't like it.
I thought I recognized you.
From the photos on your mothers walls.
From when I visit her.
For sexual relations.
I have sex with your mother.
… I am your father