Elon Musk is a pigeon CEO, 'he comes, sh*ts all over us, and goes', says former Tesla manager
Elon Musk is a pigeon CEO, 'he comes, sh*ts all over us, and goes', says former Tesla manager
Elon Musk was described as a “pigeon CEO”: “he comes, shits all over us, and goes”, said a former Tesla...
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I'm picturing him walking into Tesla's offices, going over to the engineers, saying, "make the horn make a fart noise," and leaving, thinking he's brilliant.
"The bear is sticky with honey"
My God he's brilliant....
> be me
> walk into billion dollar company that's slowly tanking
> entire staff gets down on their knees begging for mercy
> look around
> point to the most impressive technological advancement in transportation of the century since the car was invented
> "what the hell is this?"
> lead project manager raises, still trembling
> "it's our brand new zero emission self driving car powered entirely by the air around it and it can be produced for half the cost of our existing line"
> do that obama lip thing
> "not bad, not bad"
> idea pops into my head
> evilgrinchgrin.jpg
> "what if.. you made the horn sound a fart?"
> everybody has a nervous breakdown
> cut half the team and leave without elaborating
> be homeless dude wielding machete
> picture unrelated
