Elon Musk is a pigeon CEO, 'he comes, sh*ts all over us, and goes', says former Tesla manager

This is what we get for conflating a persons talent and ability with their net worth

Do they mean seagull?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seagull_management

Anyone remember when he spent all his time talking about colonising mars? That was his big thing and the future. Whatever happened to that?

Then spacex got government funding. Now AI is the big thing.

I've still yet to see any of his great visions he's actually delivered on.

I don't think pigeons deserve that sort of badmouthing.

I'm picturing him walking into Tesla's offices, going over to the engineers, saying, "make the horn make a fart noise," and leaving, thinking he's brilliant.

I've never heard of pigeon management but I have heard something similar described as playing chess with a pigeon as someone who "knocks all the pieces over, shits on the board then struts aroind like they've won".

That’s an insult to pigeons.

poetry

Can't we all agree to just ignore him? Like stop posting about him and quit Twitter? He thrives off negative attention.

Soooo... just a bog-standard CEO, then.

There's a picture this makes me think of where a bunch of birds are sitting on a tree in typical pyramid hierarchy diagram positions, and each level of birds starting from the second is covered in more shit than the previous.

As a pigeon enjoyer, offence taken.

We called this the “swoop and poop” in a previous job of mine. Definitely not something encouraged or enjoyed.

The ol’ Swoop-n-Poop as an ex (awesome) boss used to call it.

I've been under leaders like this. Definitely not the best ones.

hey that's insulting. against pigeons. they can at least fly without exploding (space x doesnt really), navigate to places without risking themselves (unlike telsa autopilot) and they don't ruin every corporation they own. fuck musk though

They do say owners pick pets most similar to them.

Sounds about right for him, brain the size of a pigeon too.

he comes, shits all over us, and goes

Worst. Grindr. Hookup. Ever.

Ohh that's how you're supposed to run businesses! Learn from the business genius! (/s)

Hes so full of shit he has dump the Xcess

More like one of those geese who are endangered in some places along their migratory path.

A pigeon you can shoot away, those birds you can't. And they've learned that humans in those places can't/won't do anything

What does "sh*ts" means?