You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drinkYou can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think!
Agreed, would've still been funny placing the "I'm fucking sorry man" after the second sentence.EDIT: Bored so I went ahead and removed that line.
I would assume horse. Mostly cause of serving size. Aren't most animal meds just different strengths based on animal size?
You can prescribe a pill to a horse but you can't make him drink it
You can horse a pill to drink but you can’t make him prescribe it.
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink
You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think!