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Miami woman, 18, arrested after allegedly trying to hire hitman to kill her 3-year-old son, police say

www.cbsnews.com Miami woman, 18, arrested after allegedly trying to hire hitman to kill her 3-year-old son, police say

Jazmin Paez, 18, of Miami, has bonded out of jail

Jazmin Paez, 18, of Miami, is charged with first-degree solicitation of murder and third-degree using a communications device for an unlawful use, according to court documents.

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And why do you need a hit man to kill a 3 year old anyway? They're easy to kill. This is just laziness.
- Fuckin zoomer work ethic.
  
  Fucking lazy zoomers. Why, back when I was their age I had already killed at least 7 or 8 three year olds!
- Is there a c/jesuschristlemmy yet?
What the actual fuck. She's got what looks like right facial hemiparesis. I wonder if there's a medical history of brain damage?
- I'd put money on there being some serious substance abuse at play. Meth can wreak havoc on a nervous system.
At this point, just me the child up for adoption. Why the fuck pay for a fucking Hitman?
Literally what the fuck
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- If the article is accurate, that wasn't entrapment at all. There's a decently fine line between a sting and entrapment and conducting a sting after you have evidence the perp reached out to a hitman, posing as said hitman is a literal sting.
What the fuck you ~~ficking~~ fucking maniac
- Define a ficking ficker!
  
  A vicar?
Bell’s palsy is a bastard
Do you think she's gunna go to jail?
- Pretty much a coin flip.

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