Donald Trump’s Attorneys Are in the Pants-Shitting Phase of Criminal Investigation Process: Report - Vanity Fair
Donald Trump’s Attorneys Are in the Pants-Shitting Phase of Criminal Investigation Process: Report - Vanity Fair
The target letter sent to Trump last weekend indicates that Jack Smith “will prosecute a bigger case against Trump than the former president’s team was expecting.”
They weren't expecting a big case? Did they think Jack Smith was mad dogging Trump the whole time in court just for fun?
To be fair, the only lawyers who would take trump as a client at this point are the ones who are outstandingly dumb
Yet they passed their both their law degree and the bar exam, so they can't be THAT stupid. Somewhere there's a small group of lawyers who are either really desperate, about to retire, or they have some kind of wild idea about this making them famous. And that group is rapidly being depleted, because even they're finding out you literally can't defend a moron like Trump, while also not getting paid.
Now that's how you title an article. Bravo, Vanity Fair.
Nah, it’s diaper Don who is doing the pants shitting. The lawyers are making bank (the few that aren’t facing criminal prosecution).
Don’t you need to get paid to make bank? I thought he stiffs all the staff. I know lawyers are more careful now, but the good ones don’t touch him anyway. The maga ones are true believers and aren’t in it for the money.
Saying that, I think a lot of the grifting is to pay for legal bills, so it would be interesting to see how much is going to legal bills.
Ah, the Pants-Shitting Phase. Yep
anyone who has been to jail can say that part starts in custody
Great, now do the same to Trump. Make him shit his pants. Then put him in an orange jumpsuit and leg irons.
Trump's been in the pants shitting phase for years. He has famously worn diapers as far back as his The Apprentice days, mostly because he is a fat lazy fuck who enjoys humiliating his aides by making them change his shitty diapers and wipe his shitty ass.
I wonder what it would do about his chances if he shit his pants in public? Would they still be all-in for the pants shitter?
According to the producer(s) of The Apprentice, when Trump makes a particular face, that looks like a really wide stupid grin ... It means he just pooped his bum bum and he needs to be cleaned up and re-diapered. They also revealed that his incontinence was a result of medication abuse. There were pictures of him with an imported variety of a familiar OTC med that filled a nearby open drawer. It also explained how he is up at late hours of the night, tweet storming.
Also known as the Ted Nugent phase.
Trump's social media posts are sounding more and more like Chris Chan