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I'm trying to envision the panic as crypto bros can't get into their online wallets.

I'm going to stick with my strategy of growing barley and running a still. Pretty sure I'll have something men will give me their firstborn to obtain. Then I'll use my army of drunken, mutated postwar babies to take over the tampon factories, and gain the support of the other half of humanity.
- Do you think you could expand into corn mash? Asking for a friend.
  
  I'll need 3 nights a week with his wife.
Cryptocurrency is the only thing to save you from the very specific apocalypse in which society crumbles but somehow the internet and the electrical grid keeps working.
- Which is why they are all in on space internet. The world may have crumbled away, but at least the Whales and bots can make number go up.
Ferengi rule of acquisition #34: War is good for business
- Business yes, but crypto? I struggle to imagine anything that could be of less value in times of war.
  
  Pseudo-anonymous store of value that doesn't require a central institution for transmission?
- Business, as in, selling goods and services.
Egg Helms looks odd in this pic

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