> Greentext @lemmy.ml OccamsRazer @lemmy.world 2y ago where were you when oj was kill? Apology for poor englishWhen were you when oj dies?I was on the toilet reading Lemmy and sister posted on family chat"Oj is dead""Oh"
Apology for poor englishWhen were you when oj dies?I was on the toilet reading Lemmy and sister posted on family chat"Oj is dead""Oh"
I am masturbating to phone pornFriend text me “OJ is dead”I climax to the news of OJ’s deathAm sorry OJ was accident
I was at the jobCoworker sees news on his phone, tells everyone Goes room to room telling people. I do his job to cover for him. He comes back after an hour. Doesn't say Thank You.
Désolé pour mauvais français.J'étais dans cuisine pour préparer casse-croûte.Mon téléphone sonne et je vois notification de Google news avec titre : OJ est mort.Je m'en fou.
I am masturbating to phone porn
Friend text me “OJ is dead”
I climax to the news of OJ’s death
Am sorry OJ was accident
Don’t ask why I didn’t come to OJ’s funeral
It is because I already did
A butterfly can start a thunderstorm.