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Maven (famous) @lemmy.world

1y ago

Praise be the rule

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God literally watches all his children have sex, stay away from him, dude's a major creep.
- Who do you think the cuck chair is for?
  
  What the fuck is a cuck chair? Do I even want to know?
Source of the bottom panel?
- The Bible.
Shlonkin the Lord silly
- You call the Lord 'Father'; I call him 'Daddy'.
  
  I swear I'm a good girl...
  For this reason I bow my knees before the Father Ephesians 3:14
  Lot's of fun yet to be had taking other passages out of context.
  
  Forgive me daddy 🙏 I've been a naughty girl 🥺
As they say in the Bible Belt, if you see a good Christian girl on her knees, chances are she ain’t praying.
- Worshipping something more important than the Lord(not a high bar tbf)
  
  Or at least something that actually exists
It's like he's the rizzler and I'm sticking out all my dedication and worship.
"C'est a genou que l'on aspire le mieux au bonheur"
- "aspire"
  Ils savaient.
Nah mate, for his is the power the kingdom and glory. Forever and ever.
May you add a nsfw tag pls
- Done

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