100 0 ReplyCan't. My phone keeps reorienting.
87 0 ReplyCan't even trust your phone these days smh my head
56 0 ReplyYou just gotta lay it flat on a table, then spin it.
20 0 ReplyBeyblade style!
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Turn yourself upside-down
9 0 ReplyAt last! I knew that inversion table I bought four years ago and used three times was going to be good for something.
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Tell it that, while you “support” its decisions, funding its college education will be contingent on finding a spouse to have a baby with.
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6 0 ReplyNot mine, it’s Occidental.
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Oooohhhh shiiit. Took a solid minute to see it but daaamn
45 0 ReplyThe game.
29 0 ReplyWe both just lost it.
14 0 ReplyYou son of a bitch...
7 0 Reply.>:|
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I can't believe they did them like that
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This post reminds me of one of my favourite Anthony Jeselnik jokes:
My dad did not fuck around. My dad did not trust anybody. My dad did not trust anyone. In fact, he had a saying… but he wouldn’t tell me.
39 0 ReplyExplain?
35 0 ReplyTurning it over does nothing particularly special other than looking at the image upside down. There’s no second image. If you turned the image upside down you got got for trusting OP.
190 0 ReplyI don't trust you
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This didn't trick me.
Apropos of nothing in particular, I'm going to go make a coffee.
24 0 ReplyI don't believe you
21 0 ReplyI made this with AI to support my deception
35 0 ReplySeems harsh—lots of people make coffee these days.
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Shame on you, you got me
18 0 ReplySeems like the shame could be on you
4 0 ReplyDoesn't it say, got me one time shame on you, got me two time shame one me ?
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Yeah the shame's definitely on you
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🖕🏻
17 0 ReplyHow to gain someone's trust:
Say "never trust anyone".17 0 ReplyEasy peasy
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I turned my phone on the si de ans IT DID SOMETHING because I use sync .
8 0 ReplyHoly shit.
8 0 ReplyIs this loss?
5 0 ReplyThere's no trust involved here.
5 0 ReplyAlmost had me there
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