‘Alarming’ Ocean Temperatures Suggest This Hurricane Season Will Be a Daunting One
‘Alarming’ Ocean Temperatures Suggest This Hurricane Season Will Be a Daunting One
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‘Alarming’ Ocean Temperatures Suggest This Hurricane Season Will Be a Daunting One
Please let this be the year that Florida finally sinks.
It's not going to magically sink; parts of the state have enough elevation to remain above sea level even if we melt everything.
What might happen is that coastal properties become uninsurable, which will make it all but impossible to obtain loans or build new buildings.
Insurance companies are legally required to pretend climate change doesn't exist for purposes of calculations. I'm not even joking, that was DeSantis's "solution".
I thought Florida was already uninsurable.
Can we throw Elon in too?
Mar a Lago is in FL, too. Wouldn't it just be the icing on the cake if Trump lost his precious golf club? Perhaps with him inside?
Wow, you sure got butthurt. Too bad I didn't say anything about the people in Florida, they're more than welcome to live somewhere more sensible, say... on actual land, rather than a sandbar and a bit of hole-y limestone. But feel free to go down with the sandy ship you call home if you want. You can find me up the hill a little ways, laughing.
When people suggest my state gets wiped off the map, I'm upvoting it. I'd imagine a lot of the people upvoting that are also Floridians.
Besides, Florida can't go any lower.