Property and liability are important!

They had us in the first half, ngl.

There should be secret laws you have to unlock by doing unfathomably inhumane things.

"You chased a homeless person in their own car off your completely unutilized property for no reason other than malice. You've been sentenced to 12 hours of fighting a flock of geese naked while locked in a middle school gym."

First time I’m rooting for the geese, usually they’re the assholes.
There should also be some extra sauce on the sentencing for anyone who carries a badge or position of legal power and abuses that.
- Twice as much geese which are thrice as pissed?
Solo Leveling Penalty Game huh? Damnit, I'm in! What do I get for being someone in HR denying someone a job for reasons of "I just wasn't feeling it."?
- You? Nothing, you're just being a good cog in a bad machine. Bossman? Rashes, but on the inside of their skin, but that's likely compounded by numerous other crimes.
I prefer a cordial introduction to everyone's favorite friend in red.
Why the geese have to be named?🤪

It should be illegal to force people to sleep in their cars because a depraved system has deprived them of decent housing..

Yeah, in an article talking about how news stories about crime often show pictures of tents, they pointed out that the photo is of a crime scene, but the crime was not committed by those living in the tents.

That got me. It really does sound like what a "lawyer" would write.

Hod can we stop treating that like a special body of knowledge and start treating it like the target it is?

I hate Walmart, but they let people sleep in the parking lot there. Cars, RVs, whatever. So if you're ever unfortunate enough that you're stuck sleeping in your car, you can park at Walmart without getting harassed.

Actually Walmart does not allow it, but most stores don’t care. My local one had a guy unalive himself in his car surrounded by other multi day parked cars. It took them 3 days to see all the others cars leave and he was inside. So now they enforce it. Understandably so.
- Why say "unalive" here on lemmy?
When I was in this position in my life I used parking lots of 24 hour gyms never once got hassled or disturbed.

No one should have to be forced to sleep in a car in the first place.

Unless it's one of these
- No one has to be forced to sleep in something that rad.
- Especially if you get the CB radio so you can talk to other car beds

Lazy people in houses doing drugs and drinking...

Whoa, all of us lazy people doing light drug use catching strays
Doing drugs and drinking instead of going out there and getting a job? That's just lazy talk!
- (A lot of homeless people are employed, and do not have drug/alcohol issues.)
  A lot of people do both a job and drinking/drugs at the same time. It just saves time.