TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world teft @lemmy.world 8mo ago

Starfleet Ship Tier List

Happy April Fool's Day. In reality I love all Starfleet ships equally. Except for the USS Equinox. That's a garbage ship for garbage people.

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NCC-1707D got my goat ngl
Defiant class lives in my heart.
- "Tough little ship."
Oberth class is pretty ugly too.

And how do you even get to engineering? Transporter?
- Water slide.
- That's not engineering down there, it's the science lab/a big fuck off sensor pod. Engineering is like the room behind the main bridge on the Oberth.
  
  The warp core is immediately behind the bridge?
  
  That sounds like a terrible design.
Runabout too elite for such things as lists
- Crashabout
I much prefer the original Constitution class. I also really love the Miranda Class.

Edit: Also, you are correct on the Nova class.

I can't say I'm in love with the NX-01 either.
- I do love many of the post-TOS ships with their streamlined graceful curves, starting with when I first saw the 1701 refit on the big screen, but I grew up with TOS ships including the Star Fleet Battles and original technical manual, so I really love the old style scouts and tugs. I was overjoyed to get a brief glimpse at the Kelvin on screen.
Except for the USS Equinox. That's a garbage ship for garbage people.

That's a pretty sick name for a Malon ship. 🤔
- Or for a Malon band.
Starbase 80 is not as bad as everyone says. They got the cable working again. Sorry, it's still down, my mistake.
Constitution Class refit gang, where we at?
- Peak design for sure. That and the Miranda have something special going for them.
  
  I also do like me some Ambassador class though.
Tfw no Defiant
Give me Intrepid or give me death.
NX-01 is great, but I’m Team Crossfield (pre-refit).

Oh, and Sovereign.

You’re right, there’s so many good ones!
But if you leave out the stargazer then Picard is sad...
SSS - Cerritos
NX-1701

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