When you're trying to find the brown note
9 0 ReplyLife as a composter
8 0 ReplyMade my day 😂
6 0 Reply"No, I actually think he's a brilliant composer, I just said his music stinks"
6 0 ReplyWell thats one way to make a cacophony
5 0 ReplyIt’s 9AM on a Saturday And I am dropping a deuce There’s a piano sitting next me My bowels are sloppy and loose
“Maybe a bit too relatable?” - Billy Joel (probably)
5 0 ReplyBeethoven's 5th movement
4 0 ReplyTime for a bit of a tinkle on the ivory
3 0 ReplyI used to work at a recording studio in the 90s. There was a telephone in the bathroom. Once I asked why and my boss said that sometimes people needed a private place to use the phone and that when John Mellencamp recorded an album there back in the 80s, he spent a lot of his down time using the bathroom phone.
It was unknown if he did so while pooping.
3 0 ReplyMe, playing the Sims when poor.
3 0 ReplyNever know when you'll have a flush of inspiration.
2 0 ReplyAnd for my last movement...
2 0 ReplyBeing shit at Juliard be like:
2 0 ReplyGenius idea if it's a public toilet. No more need to cough to signify my occupation
2 0 ReplyHey! The acoustics are just better in here....
2 0 ReplyWhere I live I could pickup a free piano, any kind I want even grand, every day of the year. If only I had more room in my bathroom
1 0 ReplyClearly they do know when inspiration will hit, as it does for a lot of us.
1 0 ReplyBeethoven famously kept a chamber pot under his piano bench
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