I'll take 60 dollars.
6, 8, 9. Anyone that chooses something else is crazy. Experienced pizza maker can make $40 an hour in my neighborhood (high CoL) the cat thing I could change by the hour! And nobody else doesn't sleep! I could take advantage of that in many ways.
Black, brown, and purple. My cats and I are going to open the greatest 24/7 pizzeria.
$20
Don't Sleep
People Find You Attractive but I destroy it so that its dark power can never be used.
P.S. Jokes on you I'm already a master pizza chef, water is already my favorite drink, and my hairy body is perfect.
Alright, Cat build lets go. GImme the ears and tail, the catspeech, and the no sleep.
So you could become a hairless cat with $20.
Can I choose $20 three times. If so, then I choose that. I really need $60.
Otherwise I choose $20 and the pizza chef one. I’ll sell enough pizza to earn $40 and then quit.
I’ll pass on the third thing.
As a master pizza chef and cat whisperer who doesn't need to sleep, I could easily make enough money to buy estrogen and laser hair removal.
2, 3, 9 are all I need
Grindset: purple, brown and black
Blue, pink, and brown. Because it's nice to be liked, sugar is bad for my teeth, and cats... know things...
Pink pill makes water taste like water
I don't need 1, I already have ears
blue, brown, black. do the cats talk back to me in a human voice, or can i just understand their meows? either option works, but I like meows bc my cats all make weird sounds and I've grown attached.
Black and Blue are OP everyone should take them.
I pick the water thing (pink) but totally get if you want to talk to cats or have a tail or whatever.
Jokes on you, water is my favorite drink!
I'll take the column on the right. A pizza chef who doesn't need to sleep or shave sounds like all my problems taken care of in one go!
I already got estrogen, and $20 is $20... I'll take the $20 three times please!!
Blue. Three times, just to be sure.
Bottom row.
u dont need purple, pink or brown if u're willing to learn and if u're a master pizza chef that understands cats and can trick ur own mind u also wont need blue :3 and maybe that attraction will also get free laser sessions so u wont need yellow! :D
Brown, purple, and black. We unstoppable.
3?!? That isn't even difficult then. Red, brown, black.
Black, blue, and purple. It's not even close.
5, 8, and 9.
1 is entirely useless to me, so is 7 because water is my favorite drink. I do not wish to become a girl so 2 is also out of the question. 5 is useless, because it's just a tautology. EDIT: I read that wrong (as "people who find you attractive find you attractive"), oops. 4 is only marginally useful, and 3 and 6 could be good but pales in comparison to the rest.
8 is basically a superpower that nobody else has.
9 would give me so much more time to do the things I like doing.
After rereading 5, it's the best one out of the bunch. I cannot find any romance in my life, and this would get me 99% of the way to fixing this problem.
imagine making decisions i’m just taking triple estrogen
Not needing to sleep is a no brainer, the middle one honestly I do admit I would take it :x
Can I take the 20 dollars three times?
5,7,9. It'd be fun.
Pizza chef, talk to cats, no sleep.
Easy.
I don't have a cat (did in the past, was an indoor cat) but there's many roaming my neighbourhood because it's still apparently difficult for Australians to understand how fucked that is.
I'd like to be able to talk to cats.
So I'd go have a chat to them and explain what longer, healthier lives they'd have at home. Free from disease, injury and the risk of being hit by car. I'd tell them to go home.
I'd also explain to them, that if they keep visiting my house, that eventually my dog might get one. And if he doesn't, I'll trap them and take them to the pound because their shit families are unlikely to have chipped them.
Red, pink, and black. As a furry, why wouldn't I choose red? With the pink pill, the water wouldn't really change flavor as I'm a big water fan. And with never having to sleep, I'd be able to get less done in more time... wait...
Choose 3?
Pink, Black, and Blue. Easily best combo.
If I could only pick one, Black, all the way
Black is placebo, I don't have to sleep now either
Which pill let's me vote for a political party that will legalize all drugs?
Talking with cats enables the ultimate blackmail scheme 😈😏
2, 3, 6
estrogen yummy
dysphoria extra bye bye
pizza chef easy job coverage
Does pink make room temperature water taste like ice cold water?
hell yea tail
someone else can have the others idc1, 2, 3
Green, purple, brown. I don't really like to cook, but pizza has a lot of variations so that would be nice. Talking to cats would just be kinda cool, and $20 is $20. I'm ace, prefer water, and have estrogen 3 of them would be a total waste, and the others just aren't my thing.
yellow, black, and green
Pizza cats sleep
I can already talk with cats, they don't answer tho
All these dumb gimmicks then a no sleep pill lol I know my choice
These all seem like a monkey's paw situation
Let's see...
- Water is my favourite drink - check
- I don't sleep - check
- I'm a master pizza chef - check...a bit
- Don't you touch my hairyness!
Sooo, here's my choice:
- talk with cats
- ears and tail
- 20 dollars
2, 3, 9
estrogen No body hairs Productivity boost
Pink Brown and Black. No question
Blue and black for sure.
Tempted by the brown Cats one but I'm already pretty good at communicating with them so I'm going for yellow.
That middle row looks perfect.
3, 5, and 9. I don't want to switch back to oral estrogen, injections are working much better for me.
3x purple. They probably stack and will earn me world wide renown and fame.
The issue isn't that people I find attractive find me attractive, the issue is my personality.
Anyway. I'd like to talk with cats and hear them adorably insult me the whole time.
Two times green and one black please
Pink blue black easily
1, 8, 9, for show
As an insomniac, 9. Not being constantly foggy from poor sleep would be a life changer for me. Plus all the extra time to do stuff during the night.
Brown, blue and pink. I was tempted about that dark green pill for a while, but settled for the pink one.
Honestly, cyan, blue and black combined seems like superpowers. Lemme explain:
Most important is not needing sleep, which gets you access to $20, leaves you time to become a master pizza chef and frees your schedule to get rid of those pesky hairs, and when you're done, you can just make yourself your favourite drink. Having access to estrogen solves all kinds of problems, and the main issue left over is finding love, with which the blue pill can surely help.
The only thing you'd be missing out on is the ears and tail and talking to cats. Which is actually kinda big to miss out on... yeah screw the rules, I'm taking all of them!
Attractive, pizza, sleep
I either take all of them or grab bag 3 and see what happens. Fuck it.
What does the pink one even change??
I'll take these:
- Black: I am almost there on work days, but it does have consequences.
- Blue: Otherwise impossible
- Brown: Perhaps useful, though I am not sure if they'd want to talk with me.
Only Blue
Green, blue and black. Green because there aren't any better options (and I don't like cats that much)
Bottom three. Lookout world.
Red, Brown, Black
6, 8, 9
Two blue and one pink. If I can only have one of each, swap a blue for a black.
Botoom row
Red, pink, brown.
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Water feels like lean?
Ima only need red. Fluffy Tails for life!
Can still sleep if I want to though right?
2, 3, 5 :p
4, 8, 9
red, yellow, black.
Green blue and pink. I have 20 dollars and the other two do not alter anything
2,7,9
I've already got purple and pink, and I only sleep four hours a night anyway, so I will take blue, black, and brown
Pizza, water thing and 20 bucks
chooses 1, 3, and 9
I am the sphinx that baps in the night!
Blue, black and purple
Well obviously the last 3.
Yellow, purple, black.
I was luckily born with pink and blue.
Estrogen, talk to cats, body hair removal.
I'm taking the black pill and never looking back
Blue would be interesting to study on my bi-ace self.
Blue purple black easy
I can already speak with cats
I choose 1, 2, 9 (red, cyan, black)
I'd love to be a catgirl, and not having to sleep would give me lots of extra free time
I choose 1, 4, 8.
1 and 8 helps with my species dysphoria and 4 is $20, can't pass up 20 bucks man.
I also don't really see the benefit of the others to me.
Red, Green, Black
- No body hair
- Talk with cats (if they feel like talking back)
- No need to sleep
Blue, purple, & black.
Estrogen, yellow, and purple
2, 3, 6
Estrogen, water good, and no sleep.
2, 7, 9
I wake up like a diesel starting in -40° weather and go to sleep like molasses draining from a 3mm hole.
Sleep is inconvenient for me
1, 3, 8
i already have estrogen, i just wanna be a catgirl
Both the blue ones I guess then the last one can be a wildcard
🟨🟦⬛ easiest choice ever I have zero interest in ears, a tail, or oestrogen $20 really isn't that much and I'm not american so I couldn't spend it but even if it was converted it's really not a lot the pizza ones nice but eh heating a pizza stone takes forever and a pizza oven takes up to much space and is to expensive water doesn't taste great but it's tolerable so whatever and I'm not interested in talking to cats on the other hand not having to sleep effectively extends your life by 50% I hate my body and facial hair and I don't think I need to explain blue
5, 7, 8
I'm cis as shit so don't need the estrogen, love (most) of my body hair, already drink enough water, enjoy a good snooze and whilst I like the idea of being a great pizza chef, that don't pay the bills, baby. Nor does it get my pickle tickled.
Blue, pink, black.
Blue and Brown for sure. Not sure I want anything else. Pink is tempting, but sometimes I just want water. Black would be cool, but only if I still can sleep; dreams are cool and I like a good nap. Purple sounds good on paper, but it would actually be a curse. The expertise and pallet you'd gain would just make you see all the flaws in all the pizza you order. You'd never enjoy pizza again unless you made it yourself. I don't need a tail or estrogen, and I like my beard...I might have to take the $20.
Pink, purple, and brown
