Sacrifice
Wait what? You can just sacrifice some interns? Why has nobody ever told me this?
Maybe you're not senior enough.
No, what? I'm not an intern. What are you doing with that axe? STAY AWAY FROM ME!!! HELP!!!!
It even works most of the time.
Did they try just talking to the rubber duck about their problems?
They're sacrificing that too
Wait what? You can just sacrifice some interns? Why has nobody ever told me this?
Maybe you're not senior enough.
No, what? I'm not an intern. What are you doing with that axe? STAY AWAY FROM ME!!! HELP!!!!
It even works most of the time.