87 0 ReplyDid he have a magnumus dongus?
53 0 ReplyHe had a Biggus Dickus
29 0 ReplyDid he have a wife? I wonder what her name was.
7 0 ReplyQuite the colossal cockus
4 0 ReplyHe has a wife, you know
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Brutus! Give me an egg in this trying time
13 0 ReplyVelikus tičus
3 0 ReplyMagnum is already a latin word no need for the extra suffix.
2 0 ReplyRomanes Eunt Domus!
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That guy invented the salad?
24 0 ReplyTo think this guy was one of the most terrifying people of his time, and he looks like Danny DiVitto.
I guess as far as warlords are concerned…. He’s in good company. Maybe someone should do a study on the correlation of bullying and plots of world domination…
I mean napoleon couldn’t get away from the short jokes, for example.
18 0 ReplyI mean... those glasses on his face look awfully modern too...
19 0 ReplyThick frames like that? Positively ancient!
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It’s because he had short legs and the jokes had long legs. It was quite impossible to outrun when every 5 of his steps equaled 1 of the jokes steps.
10 0 Replythe irony is he wasn't particularly short. slighty above average.
I wonder what Alexander the Great got made fun of for?
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Possum tibi offerre ovum in hoc tempore conatur?
14 0 ReplyMy god, he's beautiful.
13 0 ReplyPeak masculine beauty
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So they had glasses back then.
12 0 ReplyEt tu, rum ham?
11 0 ReplyGail the Snail: Hey Jules, I'm giving this guy a handjob under the table.
Brutus: She's mashing it.
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