Not including your mom and grandmothers

Yeah, having sponsored women gamers in the gaming community, but am otherwise a recluse, I know three women who aren't family. Though family also includes wife and stepdaughters.

I strive to be trustworthy, though it's risky to leave fresh baked goods near me unattended for very long. (There have been incidents.) But even when I'm on good terms with wifey friends, I can't say they trust me.

I only trust one person and no one on my family.

I'm not sure I know 5 people...