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I always suspected that guy was evil...
Why do they always make these things so god damn fuckable?
"We can't jack off to anything anymore...What's next? Are you gonna tell me Wendy's of age..."
-Tucker Carlson, 2026
God I really had a thing for the Green one. It was like she was staring into my soul and saying “Fuck Me”. Then they changed her shoes and the magic is gone.
Sex sells.
Oh that reminds me of how upset they were with the green M&M not being fuckable
I think that may have been one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my entire life, a grown-ass, middle-aged man getting pissy about the fuckability of a fictitious, anthropomorphised piece of candy.
The thought that many, many more grown-ass, middle-aged men were at least thinking it is another of the funniest things I've ever had in my noggin!
Really just spoke to the whole "weird" label for conservatives.
Why are you so focused on the sexuality of food? Why are you so focused on people's bathroom habits? Fucking weirdos.
Very much so... hypocritical, to say the least.
And I'm not kink-shaming, I used to draw... uuh... implements for myself! Granted, more out of necessity than anything, but... hey, it worked!
uwotm8
Female candy must wear 8 inch heels, keep up mate
keep up mate
I... I don't think I want to...
Perfect.
For once, the AI slop is wrong because it put five fingers on each hand.
Also the red m&m should be rounder. It looks like one of the peanut ones
I figured it was a different M&M, a peanut red Laurence Fishburne one.
Omfg, I didn't even notice...