He's a sundowning, semi-literate, demented, narcissistic, dysphagic, self-obsessed asshat who has NEVER been able to focus on anything that isn't a Fox News segment about himself.
Had he somehow read a passable 500-word speech from a teleprompter, that would have been "bizarre"
The only way this could have been more standardized would have been a rambling mention of Hannibal Lector, blaming Hillary for something, and then dancing to YMCA.