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A screenshot saying "Your child's Results, Your child's BMI is Infinity. That puts them in the 100th percentile which indicates that they are obese."
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That just means that as their mass approached infinity their volume approached zero. The person is simply a black hole.
42 0 ReplyIt's possible this child is simply traveling at or near the speed of light.
27 0 ReplyOnly if the measurement was being taken from a reference frame that was mostly at rest with respect to the person tho, right?
6 0 ReplyEveryone is in a reference frame mostly at rest with respect to most children.
12 0 ReplyYeah see, my lawyer tried that one and the judge wasn't buying it. Still went away for manslaughter
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I've known a few kids I'd like to kick in the asymptote.
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And if it's a male child, then he's a black hole son.
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