Who is your oldest "hear me out" that you can remember from childhood?
I'm talking like Ursula or the French spider from from James and the giant peach. Don't give me some conventionally attractive humans (though humans are totally allowed) please.
Personally mine was Goldie from Rock-a-doodle. I probably watched that movie 100 times on VHS as a kid.
I have had sex in tall grass and I can tell you it wont blow your mind.
There a lot of sex locations that look/sound good but really just suck. It's like shower sex or beach sex. It can be hot, but it's much more likely for it to interfere with the sex having in some way.
Besides, the tickling and scratching and poking of the grass isn’t really helping with the mood. Or the ticks. Or those random small rocks and/or roots and/or dried rabbit shits.
Or that one group of crows intently watching you from the tree close by and laughing at you
No implication intended. I'm not a bad guy. I would never fuck a lioness that didn't want it, but that's just the thing. Everything I know about them leads me to believe they're jonesin' for it, but I'm not a biologist.