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And the pineapple armor works wonderfully, until its enzymes digest you enough that the line between knight and pineapple becomes unclear, like Leto Atreides II covering himself in Sand Worm Trout and becoming the God Emperor of Dune.
Okay but this could be the lore for a Dark Souls NPC
You've seen onion armour, now fight the pineapple boss!
So if I wear pineapple armor I become a God Emperor?
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