So you do not seem to understand the implications of what I have written: somehow the parse tree that you have subconsciously drawn in your mind is completely different from the interpretation that I intended when I typed those 26 words. So I will now clarify exactly what I am trying to say: I would feign — that is, I would completely and utterly fabricate — an overtly enthusiastic support for the actually revolting American imperialist project that is the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, if, and only if, doing so would mean that I would attract the attention of a set of anthropomorphized communist hyenas. Not the hyenas in the picture, though — they aren't anthropomorphized enough, you see.
So in other words, I am attempting to imply that I desire to be publicly humiliated and mayhaps even eaten.
By furries.
Sexual style.
Do you understand what I'm saying now? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Like, I want it to scare the shit out of me, too. I want to be an entirely different person by the end of the first eight hours.
Though note now I'm also here on Hexbear and post chaotically from my local and Mastodon accounts
It has always been the position of this government that furries are ontologically based; @comradeferret@redpawcollective.co expands on this very nicely in some of its videos. Enough here to say, as expanding properly would probably take pages, furries are engaged in the most important of all possible praxes, the most sacred mission of anyone sincerely on this website:
@PeoplesRepublicOfNewEngland@pooh Thank you! We are very cool, though the RPC Masto instance in particular has gotten fewer people signing up than originally indicated when I was feeling out interest. I'll at least try to bring based fuzzies Hexbear's way by word of mouth.
(And if any left furries and furry-friendlies are looking for a Mastodon home, we are open, as is our Discord~)
furries are engaged in the most important of all possible praxes, the most sacred mission of anyone sincerely on this website:
The quest to punch God in the balls
So I don't have a chance to bring this up too often so I might as well here: Silver bullets are not easy to make. Low fantasy should really involve more silver shotshells, slugs, or well-wadded muskets.