Josh Hawley’s [R-MO] Local Newspaper Declares Him the ‘Worst Sitting Senator’

Brave Josh Hawley ran away. Bravely ran away away. When rioters reared their ugly heads, He bravely turned his tail & fled. Yes, brave Josh Hawley turned about & gallantly he chickened out. Swiftly taking to his feet, He beat a very brave retreat. Bravest of the brave, J. Hawley!