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"Marry the Bible this year"
Soooo many problems with this according to their own stupid rules. Here's just a couple:
- What gender is the Bible, because you keep telling us there's only two and you're telling EVERYONE to marry. You're telling 50% of the population to engage in a gay marriage.
- Okay, so one person went through with the marriage of the appropriate gender. Now you're still telling a second person to marry the Bible. Are you now endorsing polygamous relationships and polygamy?
The things I have to explain to secular people. Obviously, everyone needs their OWN Bible. And if you had gone to Sunday School, you would know that Bibles have to be sexed. The male Bibles are the ones with the little ribbon you can use as a bookmark. And don't worry if some of the ribbon has been cut off, that just means it's an Old Testament.
My granddaddy worked as a Bible sexer on a Bible farm.
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