We didn't get the response? @Bones, you've been consistently entertaining me with the posts that make me question how these people think. This was the opportunity to find out how they'd respond!
I'm deducting one internet point. Don't worry, you have a mountain of them and won't notice.
You cannot deduct an internet point from @Bones because @Bones is a private citizen, not to be confused with @BONES the legal entity, who did not sign any contract or license authorizing a deduction. But if you must have the point deducted, a special promissory note should suffice.
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