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The second verse of "Weird Al" Yankovic's song, Headline News, is about these two.
Once there was this girl who Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion And when she finally made it She saw some other girl who was better And so she hired some guy to Club her in the knee cap
Our society would be far better if we, as a whole, quoted Weird Al more often.
And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out
And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside
And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died
Except for me
You know why?
'Cause I had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Wait, the events are real? 🤯
Yep, huge deal in the mid-90’s. Living through the 90’s was a wild ride for so many different reasons.
Wow that music video sure is something. Thanks for that one
Hired some guy to do what
Edit: oh like in that movie
Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmmmm....