Why haven't you taken the bear pill?
Why haven't you taken the bear pill?
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Some woman on the internet said she would feel safer spending a night in the woods with a random bear rather than with a random man
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Context: Some woman on the internet said she would feel safer spending a night in the woods with a random bear rather than with a random man
Some woman
Not "some woman" — quite a few women. Lots of women.
94 0 ReplyI’m a man and even I would pick a bear
59 0 ReplyReally? What people do you usually hang around with?
Bears are incredibly strong and dangerous and will kill you just for fun.
I would honestly prefer a random man to a fucking moose.
20 0 ReplyMan is more unpredictable than bear. I know A bear can kill me, but I have no idea what a random man has in mind for me.
35 0 ReplySure. I guess it depends on what odds you are comfortable with. I prefer the very small odds of something worse than death or anything happing at all with Man than the high odds of death with a bear.
6 0 ReplyWhere are you getting these odds from? For how many people live in bear regions, go camping/hunting/biking etc, there have not been that many bear attacks. Source
16 0 ReplyFrom this scenario I'm obviously assuming you have to be close to the bear for the entire day.
It's not like the bear/man is at the other side of the forest.
And as to where I got my odds from? Well out of my ass. There are no statistics on this extremely specific scenario.
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This has a strong "at least they're honest about wanting to kill me!" energy lol.
Or maybe the whole thing is a joke. I honestly can't tell
6 0 ReplyThe random man probably hasn't anything in mind for you, just minding his own business.
2 0 ReplyBear: Couldn’t tell you what he’s up to even if it wanted to
Men: Can actually listen and talk their intentions.
Why is a man less predictable in this case? You all just claim things without the slightest bit of argument behind it… so please tell my why that would be the case.
Thanks.
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The scale is shark > bear > man > moose. Don’t fuck with moose.
6 0 ReplyLarge prey animals in general. I see a hippo im running
5 0 ReplyWon't help, those fuckers go 30 mph. Usain bolt only managed 23 dot something for comparison
1 0 ReplyI mean... on sight doesn't mean they're already chasing, the point is to avoid that
2 0 ReplyDon't make eye contact, don't attract attention, get the almighty fuck out.
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Because a nice bear is going to ask for consent, and might snuggle you and…wait. What kind of bear are we talking about?
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