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A quick question, should the software engineer lick the monitor screen or the keyboard?
I… uh… am asking for a friend who is a software engineer.
I am a butterfly instructor.
20 0 ReplyMost keyboards get really gross after a while and are hardly ever cleaned. I'd go for the monitor.
7 0 ReplyThis is why they never get cleaned, you gotta start somewhere. Lick the keyboard!
5 0 ReplyApple could have avoided an entire lawsuit for their butterfly keyboards, if their users did this one thing. SMH.
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The butterflies. Someone needs to see if they taste of butter.
5 0 ReplyThey taste more like flies and less like butter.
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Don’t ask.
2 0 ReplyI have eaten fried moth. Tasted much like almond
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Licking is for mouses and touch-pads.
Use the onLick() event.
3 0 ReplyIsn't there a game where if you put ketchup on the disc it does something to make it easier to speedrun? So licking might be too unreasonable
3 0 ReplyThanks for sharing the insight. Apparently, it was a speed run hack on Xbox for an old SpongeBob game.
So, there’s some precedent set in the field of computer peripheral licking to improve results.
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Lmao dammit emacs
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