Holy fuck I'm not the only one. My partner and I watched The Last of Us and I wanted to play the game. He had it on his ps4, which I have never played. I made myself the same thing with the dumb ass square, circle, triangle, dodecahedron layout on the PS controller. He laughed at me too :C
As a guy who has been gaming for decades, don't feel bad, I still look at the controller every time it says "Press X to do thing!" even thought I know by muscle memory what every button does, as soon as it references a button or keyboard key by name it's like my brain just flows straight out my ears and I am suddenly an old grandma using technology for the first time, hunting and pecking for each lettered button.
This is why, if I ever develop a game, I won't use the letters or symbols on the buttons. I'll show a set of four buttons, with the one that needs pressed highlighted.