Skip Navigation

Memes @lemmy.ml sag @lemm.ee 1y ago

No doubt. Wanna fight me?

You're viewing a single thread.

230 comments

Water is very dangerous because 100% people that tried it, died
- Yep but I am addicted to it
  
  If I go more than a few days without it, I will literally die.
- Not only that, but 100% of murder victims were found to have infested it within a week of their death
  
  I think you mean ingested, but I will admit infested is much funnier
  
  LMAO yeah I'm keeping it
- Actually about 7% of those that have tried it are still alive and well! 😀 (Our current global population represents about 7% of all humans that have ever lived)
  
  I feel like that number is slowly creeping toward 0%. Maybe it'll take a billion years, but I bet it'll get there.
- Water is very dangerous because 100% people that have had it will die.
  
  100% of people who don't also die
- it has been shown in the lab that too much dihydrogen monoxide causes suffocation and it is one of the primary requirements of cancer cells to survive
- No wonder Kojima only drinks movies

230 comments