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Solution: Rocket propelled guillotines
59 0 ReplyI'd go with hydraulic cilinders. Lot's of people have died accidently using those, so should work perfect when it's not an accident.
20 0 ReplyHydraulic guillotines already exist. My partner used them in their lab.
5 0 ReplyWhy was your partner killing rich people in their lab and do they need help?
10 0 ReplyThey are also used to cut firewood.
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The main problem is the excess blood in the ship after the deed. Its mainly water and water in space uncontained is bad news. Best just to space the fuckers.
4 0 ReplyJust reuse the blood to power the hydraulics, problem solved
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More cost effective solution: space (verb) billionaires (noun)
8 0 ReplyThey are carbon-negative.
4 0 ReplyThis sounds like giant flying cigar cutters to me.
4 0 Reply50lb neodymium magnets. They'll destroy themselves colliding again each other. But we can use the heads of the wealthy to stop it. Even in zero g.
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