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So if you have plants in your bathroom, theyβre watching you poop. Neat!
23 0 ReplyThat kind of explains why I can't keep plants alive... I'm traumatizing them so bad they want death.
17 0 ReplyFor 90% of people itβs watering issues. Mostly overwatering.
13 0 ReplyYa, usually I either overwater or forget about it entirely for extended periods of time.
That's why I have mainly plastic plants now. Much less fussy.
4 0 Reply5 words: Beer bottle drip feeder attachments.
2 0 ReplyDrip feeders can in fact be excellent. Unless youβre already the kind of person who will forget about those as well.
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But wouldn't they be, like, "yum, fertilizer!"?
9 0 ReplyProbably not with my diet.
7 0 ReplyPlants: "Eat more phosphorus and potassium!"
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plants are farming us all for food. playing the long game.
7 0 ReplyNot if they have to see that guy with his pants off!
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They smell the food, they can see the food being made, but by the cruel hand of fate, they just can't get the food.
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