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Memes @lemmy.ml Mighty @lemmy.world 1y ago

diminishing returns but here's day 5 of stock photos memes

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Bad advice. Glas bottles can shatter inside and kill you. But with some practic and a whole lot of lube a melon is quite fun indeed 😊
- Yeah use a champagne bottle, they’re much stronger. Though make sure it’s uncorked.
  
  Speaking from your friend's experience amirite ;)
- Damn I didn't expect real advice here. Listen to this person, kids
- Jokes on you, I saw a video of a lass saving a half empty glass bottle of chocolate milk up her fanny last night. Sure, it was only the neck, and it was for like barely any time at all, but still.
  
  I think it's jars that you're supposed to avoid.
- A glass bottle shattering inside of someone's bum literally started a war.

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