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Mario is a false narrator. She wasn't kidnapped, she left him because he would spend his meager paychecks on drugs.
He must be a shit plumber if his wages are "meager"
Every time he gets more than $99 it disappears and turns into an extra life.
They turn into special mushrooms.
Mario probably has a bunch of life insurance policies in his name, I know I would
Is not every plumber technically a shit plumber?
I would say theoretically not. If you only do new construction nothing you touch has had shit on it yet. But then again it is intended for shit so it depends on where you draw the line
There are gas and steam plumbers
i'm sure there's at least one plumber that has never touched toilet or sewage pipes in their long career
Maybe he just wasn't good at cleaner her pipes specifically, if you get what I'm sayin'.
Mario is a false narrator. She wasn't kidnapped, she left him because he would spend his meager paychecks on drugs.
Are we saying that Mario - Gorilla Kidnapper is not to be trusted?
Okay Jonathan Blow
But he always seems to have coins AND mushrooms?
Bowser has multiple castles to be fair, he is also buff and close to 6ft7. No contest.