If we could communicate with animals, how would we fuck it up?
If we could communicate with animals, how would we fuck it up?


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Considering that negotiating with livestock would be a hassle, probably just pretend we can't understand them
21 0 Reply...while still listening to everything they say in order to control them more efficiently.
14 0 ReplySounds like a good premise for a scifi story.
6 0 Replysounds like a good premise for a tech company.
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It's not like we can't understand the screams and cries from livestock right now already...
9 0 ReplyYeah, but the living ones are not asking "hooman, what happened to Stacy?"
4 0 ReplyCows are known to cry and wail when their calves are taken and killed.
7 0 ReplyTIL, I thought we usually kill the older animals first.
4 0 ReplyDairy cows are impregnated around 7 times so they can be milked. Most of their calves are used for veal.
4 0 Replythe vast majority of calves do not become veal
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