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For you non-Americans, Chicago is like if a hot dog became a city
This is true. Universally loved, covered by in vegetables, goes great with potatoes, that's Chicago.
I guess you could say it's a place that people relish
Though a lot of people have beef, as well.
True, but if they got their buns to Chicago, they might meat some good people there
Good was to polish their people skills, for sure.
If you want to polish your people skills, look no frankfurther than Chicago
This pun is wiener in my book.
It may be bad, but it's not the wurst pun I've made
I'm certainly not going to grill you over it.
That's deep.
Ok, yeah, but it's important that it's a certain kind of dog.
Runs Minnesotanly toward you wielding a bottle of ketchup