Do you think vampires shit themselves when they get turned?
Do you think vampires shit themselves when they get turned?
People often shit themselves when they die... Do vampires when they get turned from alive to undead?? This is important lore to consider
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Since vampires no longer digest food it would seem that evacuating their bowels would be a practical event during their conversion. I agree this lore should be reflected upon more.
It's actually the incentive for new vampires to be made. During the turning process food is curtled and turned into a special type of feces Wine liquor. Patron vampires then spend the turning process Licking the rich secretions from the vassal vampires anus.
Really the whole thing is an intimate and beautiful process.
I have never wanted to un-read something so bad in my entire life. That's in my head now, and it's all your fault, and I curse you forever because of it.
Please dude can you don't?? I had no wish to read such foul words today.
I'd like to thank the posters who came before me for giving me this opportunity
Important vampire lore
So what you're saying is, vampires eat ass?
My friend if you live long enough you'll eat ass too!
So basically like cats?
It is definitely covered by Anne Rice.
I was gonna say I thought I remembered something about this in one of the books
Why would it be "practical" to do it during the conversion?
They could just go to the toilet like normal people (before or after).
I mean, I don't plan to eat anymore until tomorrow, therefore it's practical that I shit myself now?