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Because the undigested corn kernel husks are filled with poop.
137 0 ReplyTIL I'm corn because I'm full of shit
78 0 ReplyIf that's true, I'm an entire cob.
21 0 ReplyWell, you're certainly not a logician
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But like why did they fill up all plump and not just be like a deflated balloon.
6 0 ReplyFarts blow open the empty kernels like a plastic bag in the wind, then the poop gets in them
11 0 ReplyFinally someone with a science based explanation
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Likely because of the pressure that experienced when the feces mines through the colon.
3 0 ReplySorry buddy but swim underwater with a deflated balloon and you get a deflated balloon... Not a poopflated kernel.
1 0 ReplyBalloons are elastic. This would be more like a plastic bag. Plus, there's more than water in poop, or there should be unless you're having a really bad time.
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"Scoop some poop,.... for science!"
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