Kentucky state Sen. Johnnie Turner dies after plunging into empty swimming pool on lawn mower
Kentucky state Sen. Johnnie Turner dies after plunging into empty swimming pool on lawn mower
www.cbsnews.com Kentucky state Sen. Johnnie Turner dies after plunging into empty swimming pool on lawn mower
Kentucky state Sen. Johnnie Turner was known for his staunch support for the coal industry and other causes in his Appalachian district.
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How drunk was he mowing the lawn?
A bottle of shite (I meant to write "white" but I won't correct that) wine and a few Oxys, presumably.
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to step off the lawn mower. Do you know why I stopped you?
Because you're a pool?
That has happened more than once in real life.......
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