If any animal bite could give you super powers, what animal do you want to be bitten by and which super power do you hope to get?
If any animal bite could give you super powers, what animal do you want to be bitten by and which super power do you hope to get?
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I want the deep dive abilities of a Sperm Whale. Able to hold my breath for 90 minutes and survive 100+ atmospheres of pressure.
You'll have to survive the bite first.
Juuuuust the tip.
Alternately, get bitten by a sperm and spend your life drowning in pussy.
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Sperm is not an animal.
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Sperm will drown in lotion, tissue paper, toilets, mouths, assholes, various fruit, couches apparently, condoms, and probably an order of magnitude or few more places than just this small list I've constructed.
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Sperm don't have a mouth and thus cannot bite.
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