Frat boy surgery
Totally not dying inside!
It's true
Everything Feels Connected
I was made a war machine
I could make you some eggs
Surprise!
He's not wrong
Spouse having trouble adjusting
femboys and egg culture
running to deal with that one mob who wandered a meter too close 🪓
Why I only hang out with terminally online queer people ❤️
It's too late to S(h)ave yourself >:3
You know it
the sun is a deadly lazer
Time to conduct evil 😈
im good at pretending
Just a trucking company, but...
I have a heater pointed at me rn and I'm still cold 😩
On a mission from Blåhaj
