DM barely starts describing a dimly lit room - "I have dark vision!"
The answer to every problem.
When you really, really suck at perception
When you scout an encounter ahead of time, but decide to trigger it anyway.
Check please.
What a shame
You don't have to help, but maybe avert your eyes for sec.
This sounds like a slur
Smites with a frying pan
When you're not sure what to say
Can't stop warforged
When you're absolutely terrible, horrible, no good, very bad, at flirting. Just the worst.
And they'll likely only read parts of it
F*cking guy...
Modern Adventure Design
Fudging Dice is DMing for Satan
Managing your party finances.
My Eldritch Knight lives in fear
Adding more members to the march of the dead
When you make the same joke 10-14 times...
